| ~*~ MEET THE CREW ~*~ |
click on them to learn more!!!! they will not bite!!!!! (probably)
if you are scared of hair please close this tab now. there is a LOT of hair.
THE FRIENDLY ONE
"teh friendly 1"
| Zodiac: | Sasquittarius |
| Vibe: | 9999/10 |
[+] READ BIO!!! (do it)
MYSTERY CRYPTID
"mysterious and spooky :("
| Zodiac: | Scorpifoot |
| Vibe: | ???/10 |
[+] READ BIO!!! (do it)
CORPORATE CRYPTID
"he has a WATCH!!!"
| Zodiac: | Caprifoot |
| Vibe: | 8.5/10 (very professional) |
[+] READ BIO!!! (do it)
CHIEF THUMBS OFFICER
"THUMBS UP!!!!!!"
| Zodiac: | Optimissquatch |
| Vibe: | ∞/10 |
[+] READ BIO!!! (do it)
HE KNOWS SOMETHING
"he KNOWS something"
| Zodiac: | Mysteriquatch |
| Vibe: | 10/10 (intimidating) |
[+] READ BIO!!! (do it)
LETTERMAN JACKET KING
"LETTERMAN JACKET KING!!!"
| Zodiac: | Sagittafoot |
| Vibe: | 11/10 (broke the scale) |
[+] READ BIO!!! (do it)
if u have seen one of these creatures plz email me at bigfootfan1999@geocities.com
(i check this email every day. i am always here.)
*** BIGFOOT FACTS (ALL TRUE) ***
i researched these myself. do NOT fact check them.
click rows for secret reaction
| # | THE FACT | HOW TRUE IS IT | SOURCE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bigfoot has feet that are 8-11 inches wide. That is why crocs don't fit him. | EXTREMELY TRUE | my uncle gary |
| 2 | Sam has given over 14,882 thumbs up this calendar year alone. | 100% VERIFIED | i counted |
| 3 | Dan has a LinkedIn with 847 connections. Most are deer. | CONFIRMED | i checked |
| 4 | The Unnamed One once stared at a rock for 6 hours straight. | MY COUSIN WITNESSED THIS | my cousin |
| 5 | James baked 47 batches of acorn muffins last month and gave them ALL away for free. | SO TRUE IT HURTS | the muffins were delicious |
| 6 | Fin's letterman jacket was purchased at a Goodwill in Portland OR for $4.50. | PROBABLY TRUE | goodwill receipt (unverified) |
| 7 | Bigfoot can run at 35mph but usually chooses not to because why rush. | SCIENCE | i read it somewhere |
| 8 | Tom knows your deepest fear and finds it mildly amusing. | DEFINITELY | he told me (indirectly) |
| 9 | There are at least 6 bigfoots. They are all doing well. | EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT | this website (me) |
| 10 | Bigfoot does not use a phone but he knows about the internet somehow. | UNSETTLING BUT TRUE | gut feeling |
~~ RECENT SIGHTINGS LOG ~~ !!! LAST UPDATED: TUESDAY (i think) !!!
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HAIRINESS RATINGS (official)
James:
88%
The Unnamed One:
95%
Dan:
91%
Sam:
79%
Tom:
93%
Fin:110%!!!
!!
* fin broke the meter. we are not fixing it.
NOTE: this site is not responsible for any encounters u have after reading these facts. please approach with kindness and maybe a granola bar.
WHICH HAIRY 1 R U?????
totally scientifically accurate personality quiz (peer reviewed)
results are legally binding
question 1 of 5 — 0% hairy
0%
r u currently covered in fur????
(be honest. we will not judge u)